The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 05, 2022
Transcript:
Boy: Where are we goin', Foster Grandpa? Dusty: Down by the creek, kids... you two buckaroos could make a mighty fine damn out of those rocks! Boy: Yuck! They're dirty! Dusty: That's just nature, junior. It's not always pretty and clean... Boy: Well... it would be.... if my mom was in charge of quality control! Dusty: I was married to a gal like that once... for a month.
Bill The Nuke about 2 years ago
I was showing my young son how a small dam forms a pool and the water flow returns to normal after the pool fills up and a guy threatened to report me to the park rangers if I didn’t put the rocks back. I told him to bugger off. Never did see a ranger.
WF11 about 2 years ago
This makes me think of when I was a little kid and enjoyed digging in our yard. However, I’d get in trouble for getting dirt on the concrete driveway. Later I saw some houses under construction and there was some excavated soil spilled on the already completed driveways. All I could think of was “They’re going to be in trouble with their mothers!”.
buflogal! about 2 years ago
I was married to a guy like that.