Well, that’s not how they go in for that. But, that said:
At 19 I went face-first through a car window into a brick wall; one of the results was my left frontal bone & orbit were caved into the sinus in 26 pieces. To repair it, they cut temple-to-temple over the top, and peeled my face down off my skull.
Fast forward a couple years, and an attractive young hippie chick asked how I got the scar. I told her that The Man had grabbed me off the street & given me a lobotomy to get me under control – but I was so crazy a counter-culturist, I just kept going.
JudasPeckerwood over 4 years ago
That’s a really sloppy lobotomy.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy…..
Gent over 4 years ago
Eh?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
I could’ve saved a lot of time reading this rather than reading that book.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now it would be Ritalin.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
I’ve got news for you: The system is you.
robcarroll1213 over 4 years ago
I can’t believe Jack Nicholson turned into Bill the Cat!
GaryCooper over 4 years ago
Not a bad summary.
Cozmik Cowboy over 4 years ago
Well, that’s not how they go in for that. But, that said:
At 19 I went face-first through a car window into a brick wall; one of the results was my left frontal bone & orbit were caved into the sinus in 26 pieces. To repair it, they cut temple-to-temple over the top, and peeled my face down off my skull.
Fast forward a couple years, and an attractive young hippie chick asked how I got the scar. I told her that The Man had grabbed me off the street & given me a lobotomy to get me under control – but I was so crazy a counter-culturist, I just kept going.
Yes, it worked…….
Kip W over 4 years ago
The movie was no substitute either.