Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 14, 2011

Kate knows this cause she read it on Wikipedia (or insert a Blog of your choice)

Speaking of twits and tweets, Jon Kyl is a secretly practicing late term abortionist. (This was not intended to be a factual statement.)

I suppose the gag needed a foil, but I thought more highly of Kate than that.

Also - and I apologize for asking again but never saw if someone answered - what happened to Victoria?

I have no idea what happened to Victoria.

“Okay, Dad, now I’ll stop.” she says.

if you’d been following Danae on Twitter, you’d already know the answer to your question ; )

I do not miss Victoria…maybe she crabbed away.

I’ve always called them ‘twits’, not tweets.

Go gett’em Danae!

If Dad’s not giving her a cash incentive, it’s time he starts!

Victoria is probably living with an illegal in the city somewhere…..

So I don’t say “I read it in the Enquirer” anymore?

All who Twitter are twits. And don’t get me started on Facebook.

Next is Facebook. Then the world.

Next is Facebook. Then the world.

Next is Facebook. Then the world.

She has a future with the Weekly World News

No wonder journalism is at an all-time low.

Hah! I’ve heard that the new category is “factual journalism”–apparently to distinguish it from non-factual journalism…

A new role for a NitTwit

I agree with Dad. And integrity in journalism was lost a long time ago.

plus4 said, ”And anything said by a scientist must be true.”

You didn’t get it quite right. Here’s Clarke’s First Law:

”When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; when he states that something is impossible, he is probably wrong.”

F.Y.I, here are the second and third:

”The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.”

”Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”

If the truth shall set you free so will EXLAX!

Twitter (or any social network or blog) and “integrity” are like oil and water.

Twits twit. Followers? Don’t be a Beavis.

Victoria is trapped in the shed with the Eckert.

As my mother said (RIP), “You don’t have a pulpit!!” (And the preacher does.) I wish I had of mentioned the thousands of times she practiced medicine without a license on we seven kids.

Regarding the following: —————————————– wmbrainiac said, about 18 hours ago Speaking of twits and tweets, Jon Kyl is a secretly practicing late term abortionist. (This was not intended to be a factual statement.) —————————————– why are you guys so interested/concerned with people’s private views on abortion? Here in Australia, as an informed, interested, politically aware voter, I would have NO IDEA of what our Prime Minister, state premier, police chief etc (ie ANYONE) thinks of this issue. Thank goodness! Maybe that’s why our economy’s flourishing, not floundering like others’. Our legislators spend time on issues that affect the running of the country and aren’t bogged down worrying about the private views of citizens and trying to stop some looney “Right to life” person from shooting someone (gotta love the irony of THAT!

I’ve never seen a tweet, don’t know where a person receives it but I guess it is similar to an IM. Overed them years ago. You can really mess up even thinking before you speak, never mind the alternative.

Predators keep us from stopping or repeating too much!