Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 21, 2020

Do I want to know how Wiz (or is it Whiz?) got there?

I think that with that card you will get a straight flush.

ewww… that’s a toilet

… and it’s a Royal stinker.

Whatever the Fink was going to do, he surely did when he saw Wiz.

I’m just realizing the Fink sleeps with his crown on under his sleeping (shower) cap.

That kind of a crappy trick, no?

Poor Fink. Didn’t expect to get woken up.

I thought it was a bit bog standard myself…

So, Wiz, you’re now Groom of the Stool?

I hope it is a hologram.

Is that a royal flush?

“Nobody Beats The Wiz”! (No copyright infringement intended)

No Wiz. That trick stinks like crap!

That is amazing! Disgusting, but amazing. Do it again!

What a crappy thought….

Brought to you by BPH.

ewwwwwwwww

What? Must be a nightmare.

This is just weird….and not funny….

Scared the crap out of the Fink. Wiz will be Spook’s roommate after he cleans up the mess.

Thank you Nani Darnell!

Is that a Father’s day card? If yes, who sent it?! :D

I stayed in a colonial era tavern in central PA once. I KNOW why they had chamber pots back then because it is a right pain to get up in the night, pad down stairs and across the stable yard to use the modern toilet at 3 aM.

I wouldn’t want that ace up my sleeve

It probably stinks.

Wiz, no doubt, scared the crap out of The Fink!

Four more cards and he might have a royal flush…

Very odd that he would hide in a toilet