FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 25, 2020

I would have invited her to come to the party.

a sports spectator sure has to work up his appetite

Watching all those guys running around after a giant meatball really builds up an appetite.

A good thing Peter isn’t watch8ng with him. That wouldn’t have been nearly enough food.

I never got into Monday Night Football. Tuesday is a workday and it ends past my bedtime.

Football without fans takes one’s appetite away.

Junk food sounds good.

I’d look for a cashier that doesn’t waste time scrutinizing every item in my basket. The person behind me would appreciate that too.

When did Eileen Jacobson grow up?

Goodbye Mr Chips