The trumpster certainly was pissed. Not enough trumpets showet at the tweak event to properly tweak that obscenely huge ego. And the trumpster is pissed at the fact that news of his minions testing positive got out. Hey trumpets, your god figure wants you to die for that ego of his.
Not to mention the fact that #45 doesn’t let anyone near him in the White House who hasn’t been tested recently! He knows it’s infectious and dangerous, but it doesn’t stop him requiring other people risk their lives to appease his ego!
Many people were elated to get a seat up closer instead of in the rafters. It was a win – win event ! This rally will go down in history . . . just like the candidate.
It was a bigly successful rally in the getting-shorter political career of THE ORANGE FRUITCAKE. The sight of those rows of empty seats at the rally was certainly a shot in the arm for thinking Americans.
According to multiple sources, Hair Furor almost had ANOTHER STROKE on the way home from THIS FAILURE… screaming and cursing his entire campaign staff and making up lies about “protesters blocking the metal detectors”, and “Fake ticket-holders getting all the tickets to make him look bad…”
Daeder about 4 years ago
“Good thing I made them sign a waiver absolving me of any responsibility of any deadly consequences they may incur due to a certain Democratic hoax…”
Kurtass Premium Member about 4 years ago
Do you really think Miller would say the N-word, he would say the entire word.
lopaka about 4 years ago
The trumpster certainly was pissed. Not enough trumpets showet at the tweak event to properly tweak that obscenely huge ego. And the trumpster is pissed at the fact that news of his minions testing positive got out. Hey trumpets, your god figure wants you to die for that ego of his.
Ontman about 4 years ago
It’s too bad for Donnie that not many came to play his games. The media, the protesters, it’s their fault.
Motivemagus about 4 years ago
Not to mention the fact that #45 doesn’t let anyone near him in the White House who hasn’t been tested recently! He knows it’s infectious and dangerous, but it doesn’t stop him requiring other people risk their lives to appease his ego!
mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago
Brian, 2 thumbs up on this one. Best strip yet on Hair Gropingfuror’s rallies.
PraiseofFolly about 4 years ago
Oh geez, no doubt there will soon be Dr. Fauci punching bags available for sale on-line — if they aren’t already!
LizardPriest about 4 years ago
Hey look, he’s rewarding EVERYONE who showed up by letting them all sit in the superspreader section. I notice there’s still a few empty seats.
DancingBunny about 4 years ago
Some say that the jokes write themselves with this presidency, but it takes a genius to both write AND draw them this well!
mattro65 about 4 years ago
He should show the Orange Buffoon kissing the other end of the cop.
The Love of Money is . . . about 4 years ago
Many people were elated to get a seat up closer instead of in the rafters. It was a win – win event ! This rally will go down in history . . . just like the candidate.
kentmarx36 about 4 years ago
It was a bigly successful rally in the getting-shorter political career of THE ORANGE FRUITCAKE. The sight of those rows of empty seats at the rally was certainly a shot in the arm for thinking Americans.
ferddo about 4 years ago
The “Not Trump’s Fault” waiver is being added to your Loyalty Oath to Trump that you’re supposed to sign…
comixbomix about 4 years ago
“DUMBEST supporters” ? You mean there’s a scale of comparison???
Masterskrain about 4 years ago
According to multiple sources, Hair Furor almost had ANOTHER STROKE on the way home from THIS FAILURE… screaming and cursing his entire campaign staff and making up lies about “protesters blocking the metal detectors”, and “Fake ticket-holders getting all the tickets to make him look bad…”
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I have a N word for both trump and miller NUTJOBS
pamela welch Premium Member about 4 years ago
You are extremely clever Brian!
The Love of Money is . . . about 4 years ago
For Evangelicals we have “Pin The Chosen One on the Cross” great starter game for kids.