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I don’t know. He can eat with his mask on. I can’t. He can store fries in his mask. I can’t do that. He gets to go out into the world. They tell me to stay inside and fear the pandemic of the 21st century.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
I wonder if he could fit a pizza slice sideways through there…
Bilan over 4 years ago
He’s definitely not your best man. Everybody knows crinkle cuts are better than steak fries.
juncarlo over 4 years ago
How lucky for the R. U. Sirius crew that Dirk Rider’s stormtroppers are just as incompetent as they are.
Aussie Down Under over 4 years ago
If the trooper eats the crinkle cut fry & can’t remember the last time the cafeteria served them, does this ratify or overrule the 5 second rule?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
That is his best man?
ACK! Premium Member over 4 years ago
So Cliff has a lost twin?
redlandz over 4 years ago
TR is the best. They should do a movie.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
The worst in real life is when the fry falls between car seats and you can’t retrieve it!!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Pres. Skroob: I’m surrounded ..!
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
What!?! No catsup? Or ketchup?
blakerl over 4 years ago
I don’t know. He can eat with his mask on. I can’t. He can store fries in his mask. I can’t do that. He gets to go out into the world. They tell me to stay inside and fear the pandemic of the 21st century.
Buckeye67 over 4 years ago
Although those trooper outfits may be intimidating in battle, they are totally impractical for everyday life.
JSH in Dover over 4 years ago
Is anyone certain that isn’t Brewster in disguise!?
David Rickard Premium Member over 4 years ago
Darth Vader also had problems with the cafeteria: https://youtu.be/xxX7QCll3oc
geese28 over 4 years ago
Isn’t this the same trooper that complained that someone ate his sandwich during dirk’s announcement to invade earth in one strip?
gantech over 4 years ago
He gets the best people.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
This is what you get when you hire Stormtroopers from the Empires. He can’t even find his mouth.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
For a moment, I thought Dirk’s words in panels 3 and 4 were about fishing out the fry.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
Only at a nudist wedding do you know who the best man is…
InquireWithin over 4 years ago
Those stormtroopers all look the same to me.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hate crinkle cut fries. I’d have whipped out my light saber and demanded waffle fries!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 4 years ago
There’s more than one way to avoid a dangerous mission.