Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 26, 2020

That’s hard to believe.

(Odd: I feel no guilt or shame over that.)

Say goodnight, Gracie.

Well, that’s just chicken sh-t !

“Shut the front door” is a common substitute for profanity?

That’s hard to believe!

Especially since this is the first I’ve ever “heard” that claim.

I googled it. You learn something new everyday.

Well, there’s another of my favorite expressions exposed!

It is not common at all. It’s been used a few times on TV but I’m guessing most people have never heard anyone say it in real life.

A parody of how people are so easily offended these days. Which apparently hasn’t effected todays’ youth, when I pass a group grammar school kids and hear a flourish of f-bombs.

My name is spelled correctly! And I’ve always wanted chickens. This made my night. :)

So when people say dang or gosh darn it they are really being profane so they might as well use the alternatives??