Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 15, 2020

You lying “swine”!

Pork is pork.

Just tell her you’re bringing home the bacon.

Another unsuccessful hunting trip…..good!

The last time I went to the mall, I still had camo on and people freaked: I explained to the cops that I just wanted some craft paint that matched the camo coloring on the AR15 I had with me.

After this, we’ll make another stop and pick up some Wild Turkey.

Good thing it isn’t, ‘cause that’d make you a cannibal.

Just make sure they’re not cutlets.

Doesn’t matter she’ll refuse to eat anyway.

You’re not fooling her.

It would help if you remember to remove the price tag this time.

reminds me of the joke, a person goes to a fishmonger and ask them to throw him the fish, so he can tell his wife he caught them.

They come naturally wrapped in butcher paper.

Wild boar – the other other white meat

don’t you think that she will know when she sees the sticker from the store on the package.

It’s just like the typical fish story but much more boaring…