The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 23, 2020

Better then some programs.

I’m thinking that the infomercials offer content that is far better than the programs themselves.;-D

Answer, people who know their UPS driver by name.

Just waiting for my program to come back on.

The same type of people who used to watch test patterns.

Attractive smiling people, happy endings. I can see the attraction.

“Not me!” as they say in Family Circus.

Sometimes you need a counter-top convection oven or car polish that will stand up to a bottle of screws and nails. I don’t know how many times I have been sitting in front of my TV, just hoping someone would come on and demonstrate a vacuum for me.

I don’t watch anything, let alone ‘binge-watch’.

Not the people who write them!

I actually enjoy some infomercials, even if I don’t have any interest in the product. If I bought everything for the kitchen they advertise, I’d need a pantry the size of my garage.

The full length infomercials don’t have commercial breaks. No burial insurance ads during the cookware show, e.g.

What you do when you can’t sleep.

Never saw one.

one way to avoid interruptions for ads, right?

Brutus when they’re about cooking appliances.

That’s the only positive thing on right now.

I do! So quit picking on me.

Some are amazingly, but unintentionally, entertaining!