Monty by Jim Meddick for July 15, 2020

All you need is the mask. Makes “the guy with the bad haircut” less easily identifiable, and hides your embarrassed expression.

I get tired of balding celebs who wear baseball caps or hats indoors (Ron Howard, James Taylor, etc) as if there’s something to hide. I’m boldly bald!

when i go out wearing a mask people give me extra space. when i add a hat the police are frequently called. I apparently resemble a masked serial killer. I want this pandemic to be over so i can see which people are terrified by my appearance so I can go back to avoiding them properly instead of frightening them half to death because I can’t see who finds me too intimidating to be around.

I haven’t had a haircut in 6 months. My hairs sticks out everywhere. But, I don’t feel bad as so all my friends and neighbors are having bad hair days as well.

Yea, everyone wants to look like a hipster.

I don’t usually wax serious but I’ve always wondered about men who wear stocking caps all year round! Mike Nesmith anyone?

How can you tell? He’s always light headed.

Last I heard the Seattle cool look includes an automatic weapon throwing bricks. Veery Coool.

I don’t like wearing a mask. With 50 (total) currently infected people, 3 in hospital, median age of death of 87 and an urban population of 1 Million, I feel it is excessive to close all restaurants, malls, churches, most businesses, etc. It hurts a lot of people. I don’t like it, but I will wear it in times when I can’t social distance inside or outside. I flippin’ hope this is over soon. This is having a serious effect on mental health.

Hurry-scurry, E.B.! Monty needs a good dose of cool sugar-water. I’d prefer sour cherry nectar to Gatorade, but maybe your local store doesn’t stock such international favorites. Woolen cap & mask & hot summer weather is a dangerous combination!