Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 18, 2020

She’s never recharged any of her devices?

Someone help me here; is there a home in MI that doesn’t have a phone plugged in at night … a laptop … g-ma’s hearing aids?

These kids are not usually this clueless.

I am wondering if both Fridays strip and today’s weren’t just leading up to Frazz’s final statement. Kind of awkward, but it might continue tomorrow.

Now we know the reason for yesterday’s obvious product placement.

When launched, Coca-Cola’s two key ingredients were cocaine and caffeine. The cocaine was derived from the coca leaf and the caffeine from kola nut (also spelled “cola nut” at the time), leading to the name Coca-Cola. Now those were the days, my friends.

I just bought a book titled “A History of the World in 6 Glasses” in order beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tee and Coca-Cola. I am anxious to get to the last one.

Great solution. BUY UP ALL THE COKE.

I like to say I have – and try to use – more than my fair share of America’s most under-utilized energy reserve: human fat.

Is tha a Dropkick Murphys t-shirt?