Strange Brew by John Deering for July 12, 2020

Then it must be a duck.

…it’s probably a platypus.

Time to get down to brass tacks and call a spade a spade.

Wait ’til they get the bill

We don’t know what it is, but we’ll put it out there and improve it based on customer complaints – Microsoft.

“AFLAC”! ;o}

Step on it! If it sounds like a fart, then it must be a duck! ;o}

This is all quacked up on so many levels….

Can it lay a golden egg?

Shouldn’t the marketing department look like Pat Robertson?

Duck – here comes the Marketing Department!

I think you laid an egg with this one.

I like that J.C. is in that Dept!

Old joke, naming day in Eden, a hippopotamus comes waddling by and Adam stammers and hems and haws and Eve says, “Hippopotamus”.

It’s been a long day and Adam sort of blows up and is yelling at Eve about how she’s crazy and doesn’t know what she’s doing, and Eve says, calmly, “Well, it looks more like a hippopotamus than anything we’ve seen so far”.

Depends on who’s in charge of silly walks this week, dunnit?