Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 27, 2020

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Wow, probably the first virus-related joke to make me LOL. Great work, Kevin!!

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s about right. I’ve had my temperature taken for a haircut, a pedicure, and a teeth cleaning appointment.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Maybe combining jobs will be the new trend. For instance, a hairdresser that serves drinks. A Barbertender! I would definitely support that!

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    I remember when I went to get my prescription for my glasses filled…they had me wait outside (which was in the mid-’90s) and then when they came in and took my temperature, they said it was kind of warm and had me drink some water to cool down…

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    davanden  over 4 years ago

    This is good.

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    david_42  over 4 years ago

    At the dentist they stuck the remote-reading thermometer against my head.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 4 years ago

    ROFL !!!!!

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    bigplayray  over 4 years ago

    I deliver gelato to Whole Foods in Northern Cal and they check your temperature at every store every time we check in.

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    Charles Hoeft  over 4 years ago

    I think the other diners have all lost their appetite.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Oh crap, now you’re giving them ideas.

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    sincrly  over 4 years ago

    Hope he is using a new tongue depressor on each patron

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    WILLIAM "THE STINGER" HOLLIFIELD  over 4 years ago

    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    The cavity search was a little extreme though…

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    lordhoff  over 4 years ago
    and all over a slightly worse flu then normal.
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    Seeker149 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’ll put up with that and more if it means I can see the inside of a buffet again.

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    pbr50138  over 4 years ago

    The VA took my temperature, before I even parked my car. But that’s good.

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    Jaythor  6 months ago

    This is a good comedic take on the stupidity of society during that time.

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