One Saturday at the synagogue, Sadie sidled up to Saul and whispered “Pssst – your business is open.” Saul was shocked and replied, “That’s a lie! This is the Sabbath and my business is never open on Saturday!” Saul stormed off and a little later stopped in the restroom before he took his seat for services. Once there he noticed his fly was open. So that’s what Sadie meant! Sheepishly Saul zipped his pants and went out to find Sadie. He apologized to her, saying “Sadie you were so right about my business – but I have one question: was my salesman in or out?”
Supposedly(I think the story is apocryphal), just before a major address, Mrs. Churchill noticed that Sir Winston’s fly was down—she sent a message to him—he acknowledged it by saying—’If anyone notices my predicament, let me say this: A dead bird with never fall from its nest.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
ever had the fly down and no one bothered to tell you when you left the house and the co-workers did tell you upon arrival to the workplace?
Caldonia about 4 years ago
A plugger remembers when he wasn’t married, so he didn’t have to zip his pants.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
At least he’s wearing pants.
Breadboard about 4 years ago
I hate when that happens !
jr1234 about 4 years ago
X Y Z
DavidHewlett about 4 years ago
My wife didn’t bother telling me—she physically checked—she said she didn’t want it to get loose ! ! ! !
ctolson about 4 years ago
When my Wife was up early enough to say “I love you” I usually ended up getting to work later than usual.
I Go Pogo about 4 years ago
One Saturday at the synagogue, Sadie sidled up to Saul and whispered “Pssst – your business is open.” Saul was shocked and replied, “That’s a lie! This is the Sabbath and my business is never open on Saturday!” Saul stormed off and a little later stopped in the restroom before he took his seat for services. Once there he noticed his fly was open. So that’s what Sadie meant! Sheepishly Saul zipped his pants and went out to find Sadie. He apologized to her, saying “Sadie you were so right about my business – but I have one question: was my salesman in or out?”
syzygy47 about 4 years ago
Nice thing about a Canadian winter…you can always feel the cold draft.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
Miss those days.. nice lunch sandwiches.. clothes laid out.. a warm welcome after a days work.. Best couple of weeks a plugger ever had.
KathyLittlejohn1 about 4 years ago
Heck, I went shopping yesterday and realized when I got home, that my zipper was down all day. Sigh…
Ray about 4 years ago
If he doesn’t it’s going to be hard to fix now.
whelan_jj about 4 years ago
“First, you forget names. Then you forget faces. Then you forget to zip the fly up. Finally you forget to pull the fly down.” — George Burns
DavidHewlett about 4 years ago
Supposedly(I think the story is apocryphal), just before a major address, Mrs. Churchill noticed that Sir Winston’s fly was down—she sent a message to him—he acknowledged it by saying—’If anyone notices my predicament, let me say this: A dead bird with never fall from its nest.