B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 25, 2020

Still handy even now , especial if you live in Ca. Fla. Gas. Az.

Will you ever run out of desert island gags, Mason?

Back when coconuts were in season?

And then… he finds out it is Low Tide Time.

never satisfied

Looks like he finally went in search of the guy overseas who answers his stone slab messages.

That’s exactly how I feel at home. Only less water. YES, I have a date-palm tree out front ;-)

Now all you need now is a rope pulled hatch in the sand, covering a horde of rum…

Well, now you don’t have worry about “social distancing” for now…

It ain’t over… You’ve got a nice spot.

Still not the worse spot.

What?

Particularly in Australia. Though now I see that sometimes you’re stranded on a barren Island and sometime you’re safe on a hill top.

The only place on the planet that is Covid free…(assuming he doesn’t have it)

Well, at least he can have a campfire and roast marshmallows. If he had marshmallows. And if he had a match.

New Fanfic idea: The people from Gilligan’s Island finally escape and discover the world wiped out by plague…

Time to make a sign that says, “Don’t save me!”

just open the schools – or give me my school taxes back and don’t go buying any more buses

This makes me wonder if the gulls, cormorants, and pelicans would mind sharing one of their islands out in the bay. The city passed a mask ordinance that goes into effect Monday. The bird droppings might be preferable to the maskless sh!theads running around ranting “the tyrants can’t tell me what to do.” (cough-cough-sneeze!)

Gas.? All states now have 2 capital letter abbreviations, like CA, FL, GA, AZ, and so on. Do some fact checking before posting garbage.

What would???

No phone, no lights, no motor car, Not a single luxury – Like Robinson Crusoe, It’s primitive as can be. (Gilligan’s Island theme song)