Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 24, 2020

I think it depends on the coffee. Most times when I make coffee… you can stand a fork in it! That is if the coffee doesn’t dissolve the fork! (Grin!)

I’ve tried to drink coffee. That’s one thing I’ve never understood about coffee how it can smell sooo good and taste so godawful.

I’m up for the challenge. I’m up most of the time anyway.

I always suspected you’re an addict, aunty.

I don’t doubt it, Aunty. But, you are light years in front of the pack with your 5L box wine habit.

I’m only allowed one cup a day now, so I went out and found a 64 oz insulated growler. When my Doctor asks, yes, I only had 1 cup. BP is 80/40 Resting heart rate is 33 bpm. The concern was the medication I take for Low heart rate and BP would compound with coffee. Since I used to drink Coffee all the time and my heart rate stays around 33 I figured it wasn’t going to be so bad. Turns out I was right / but still down to one cup…and I turned in my 64 oz growler for a 44 oz big Bubba cup.

Now if I can just stop the nurse from putting that tag on my toe and the damn blanket over my head, I’d be great!

First Prize in that contest is an early grave.

I would suggest that she try my Nuclear Coffee, but I would hate to see what super power she got and what she would do with it

Don’t like the smell of coffee, the taste of coffee or even the smell of coffee beans.

That’s the caffeine speaking, Aunty!

I don’t see how you can have much of coffee habit with that box-o-wine habit.

How can you hold the coffee pot still as you pour?

I’d think that to be true since I don’t have a coffee habit….

I’m not fully awake til I have had my 2 cups in the morning.

I’m sure it could Aunty, as I drink hot tea not coffee.

Okay, but can you handle two fingers of Laphroiag Single Malt Whiskey, Quarter Cask, with only an ice cube or a splash of water, or if you want to be daring….neat?