The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 30, 2020

Blame it on Dogzilla.

Dad did it!

Put a frame around it and call it Art. Yeah, that’s it. Art did it.

Looks no worse than the framed picture above it. And it is in color.

Here’s a chance to stifle his budding creativity!

This reminds me of the comedian I heard whose 3-year old son came up to him and whispered “Somebody pooped in my pants”.

Yes, she already knows. But this is your chance to admit it without her having to accuse you outright, at which you’d probably say, “Why do you always blame ME???!”

I blame the cats for everything, there are 4 of them so that spreads the plausible deniability around

Obvious punch-line here about seeing ‘the writing on the wall’.

Well I like it…of course, I don’t live there.

Let’s run down the list of usual suspects.

He’s free from self-incrimination.

At one point in time, before car wraps, we had a “Beetle Board” that was individual letters and pictures.

One day there was a 6" letter missing from the fender…. Mom lined the 3 kids up in front of the offending space. “Who did that?” Of course children #s 4 & 5 I don’t know and not me came up.

“I don’t understand. Those things are supposed to be really really hard to pull off.”

Middle child: “Nope. It was really easy.”

It was a peaceful protest

A good lawyer already knows the answer to the question they’re about to ask.

They have washable crayons now….