Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 04, 2020

Trump’s favorite book is just a pair of mirrors in a hard bound cover.

In most cases, a person’s Book of the Month Club would include titles that person has read. But Jabba the Hut doesn’t read. So the books will only be about him. I have no idea why people would waste their time also reading about him. He already takes up too much media space the way it is. Anything for attention. If everyone just ignored him he would probably have a melt down. That is the only thing I actually would like to see.

But it doesn’t have to be about Buttercup. There are a ton of people heading industries, such as electric cars, space exploration, and online retailing, whose egos touch the sun.

I did an analysis before Trump was the Idiot-in-Chief.

I developed a narcissistic metric for presidents. It consisted of reading major speeches by presidents and computing the ratio of first person singular pronouns like I, me, my and mine to the total number of words in the speech.

I used Lincoln as my baseline. Carter had the lowest score of modern presidents which meant he was the least narcissistic. Bush I was rather low. Bush II was high and Clinton beat out Reagan for the top spot. I do not think that my scale is large enough to accomodate Trump.

I’ll have to use a logarithmic scale to plot him on the same piece of paper as other presidents I’ve evaluated.

There was an op-ed in the paper about Nixon Vs. Trump , Trump came out as the bigger loser

Quel choc!

Ok…new here. Obviously a hate addicts cartoon!

Many Americans thought Jimmy Carter was the worse president ever. Donald has proven them wrong, he’ll go down in history but not the way he thinks he should.

Jeff needs to change the name of this comic strip to “Totally Confused”.

What America needs now more than ever is a boring president, so we can return to thinking about important things.

Well, that does describe his favorite book, ‘The Cat in the Hat’

Like, the Democrats aren’t greedy themselves?

You mis-spelled “barack” there.

Joe Biden would love a book club like this. They’d only need one book as well. By the time he’s finished it he’ll have forgotten all about it and it’ll be a brand new story.