Strange Brew by John Deering for July 28, 2020

See if anything shows up on Sonar.

“Release me, Kraken!”

This one’s kraken me up! :D

Did you lose the bleeps, sweeps, and creeps?

As submariner once told me, “In the Navy there are two kinds of ships: submarines and targets.”

So, if he has a sub for lunch will he want a [meatball] bomber for dinner?

It’s searious, stop squidding around.

Have you tried turning it off then back on?

Since radar doesn’t work underwater, I’m not surprised.

Weather report: mile-deep floods and chance of sea monsters.

In a word … Sonar.

I taught at Columbus State University in Columbus, Georgia, when carter was governor. He had a huge hemorrhoid problem. I did some private consulting work for him when he was gov. I remember he sat on a big pillow at his desk and seemed in pain. I’m glad the guy suffered, because he was a damn cheapskate who never paid me for my consulting work. I hope that incompetent is still in a lot of pain.

It came from beneath the sea!

I noticed that the squid’s mouth is full of the sub’s propeller blades. Usually, the props are called the ‘screw’. Is there a dentist on the sub? Let me tell you- 300 revolutions per minute on a dental drill is slow. There will be screaming reaching the Panama Canal to Rosie Roads, to Azores to Gibraltar