Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 30, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    I don’t know. You look like you could beat the crap out of that lion.

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    suv2000  over 4 years ago

    What are you talking about you can take him

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    wiatr  over 4 years ago

    With all the meat on your bones you can sacrifice yourself for the good of the herd. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

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    Imagine  over 4 years ago

    Beat the lion over the head with the dumbbells.

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    eromlig  over 4 years ago

    As long as he’s only the second slowest, he’s ok.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Which one of them is Epstein’s friend, Gazelle Maxwell?

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Well, you could try hurling those weights at the lion. It may not change the outcome, but you may as well do what you can.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Well, stand there and fight, coward. Put those muscles to use!

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    pathfinder  over 4 years ago

    Lion: “… BIG, meaty! I’m gonna eat his lunch!”

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    You’d think he’d be fast, after all, he’s wearing a Speedo.

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    TheDadSnorlax Premium Member over 4 years ago

    course, he can beat the heck out of that lion now

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    D Ob-one B   over 4 years ago

    That’s an Antivaxer who’s finding out how herd immunity doesn’t work out sometimes.

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    Diat60  over 4 years ago

    Actually since he’s all muscle, he’ll be quite tough.

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    dwagner200  over 4 years ago

    Whatever you were doing, it’s leg day now.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Not to worry. The lion’s after the weakest member of the herd.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    Useless gym muscles in this case anyway

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    ajakimber425  over 4 years ago

    Throw a dumbbell at him.

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    jrlind55  over 4 years ago

    Or turn around and start punching and kicking.

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    Silverspring18608  over 4 years ago

    Stand your ground! Fight back!

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