Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 03, 2020

Pick a cheek left or right.

Back in the day when doctors made house visits I had a bad flu/cold. Parents concerned. Doctor house calling asked which side. At 12 years old I thought the two shots given should be one on each buttocks. Big mistake. No comfort in any position.

Both bourbon?

Strategy favors the largest target. (I was going to say favors the low hanging fruit, but that wouldn’t do.)

Just tell her: Sorry, I don’t know you that well!

This will get to the bottom of your problem.

“But, but …” “That’s right.”

Sounds like a bum deal.

It’s a real bummer, man.

Rear end.

Butt, butt…