Turmeric him over with zest! Rue the meeting. I wiri of the jerk. We’ve seed enough; he’ll never get his Shiitake together. Give him a raspberry and pour him out since he can’t cut the mustard. We’ve been saffron too long. His poppy should’ve raised him better. Doesn’t matter he mint well. Let them carraway him. Sage advice would be to advise he masala on.
Their planet is s’parsley populated. Most put down roots close to their parents. These, few bold spices, hot for adventure, were left high and dry by their own. So now they seek to spice up the lives of others throughout the galaxy.
Georgette Washington Bunny about 4 years ago
Oh, stewardess, I speak chive.
pearlsbs about 4 years ago
Says who? Sesame.
pearlsbs about 4 years ago
My girlfriend complained about my obsession with spices.
So I said, “You’re a nut, Meg.”
hammytech about 4 years ago
If puns were guns, we’d be well armed..
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
I can see it now: Spice the final frontier, these are the voyages of…
Alabama Al about 4 years ago
Let’s not get caraway by anger. Thyme to chili.
cdward about 4 years ago
Boarding party, back to bas-il! We have to assemble the Allspice command to desire our next move.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 4 years ago
Turmeric him over with zest! Rue the meeting. I wiri of the jerk. We’ve seed enough; he’ll never get his Shiitake together. Give him a raspberry and pour him out since he can’t cut the mustard. We’ve been saffron too long. His poppy should’ve raised him better. Doesn’t matter he mint well. Let them carraway him. Sage advice would be to advise he masala on.
therese_callahan2002 about 4 years ago
“It’s just your chive talking…..”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago
What a dill pickle they are in. Play them out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
KTB about 4 years ago
I’m getting tired of being peppered by these bad puns…
oakie817 about 4 years ago
but wait…where’s Elvis Parsley?
tripwire45 about 4 years ago
Oh, the puns…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
Allspice, all the thyme.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
The pepper looks like it’s been through the mill.
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
It’s just your chive talkin’
You’re telling me lies, yeah
Chive talkin’
You wear a disguise
Chive talkin’
So misunderstood, yeah
Chive talkin’
P51Strega about 4 years ago
Their planet is s’parsley populated. Most put down roots close to their parents. These, few bold spices, hot for adventure, were left high and dry by their own. So now they seek to spice up the lives of others throughout the galaxy.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Brevity wants some it’s puns back.
Bilan about 4 years ago
Just put them on the rack.
Another Take about 4 years ago
“Hey, where’s taragon?”
“She went out to stew about something.”
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
My doctor recommended against too many puns in one day so I’m going to have to skip Pearls Before Swine and 2-3 others today!
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
♩curry on, my wayward son…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 4 years ago
This arc has been punishing. I hope it’s cumin to its endive soon.
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
Tarragonna’ sweep over that spaceship and kill everybody!
Kali about 4 years ago
“Let me guess: assault?”
Tom Servo: “No, a-pepper!”