Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 19, 2020

As the crow flies may be easier…..

Loon seems to be the type who wouldn’t know how to make change of a dollar bill…. because he doesn’t know how to convert it to Fahrenheit! ;)

I think it would be tough for Loon to run anytime. Doesn’t he still wear roller skates all the time.

But they can’t write anything as short as a 5 (K).

But the way BOTH Houses of Congress pass things, including a lot of hot air, will a 401-K be worth anything when you need it?

Look is familiar with kilometres? He must be Canadian, so he wouldn’t have a 401 (K).

I can’t run that far either. 401K’s tank anyway.

never tried to run a 401k but eating special k helps me walk fast to my destination

I sure hope that stack of papers doesn’t topple onto Cosmo.

OK

Spellcheck gotcha!

Didn’t know ‘Loon’ worked at the paper with ‘Cosmo’ and ‘Shoe’ ! ! ! !

I worked for one company that ran pretty damn far with my 401K – to some secret off-shore bank, along with all the other employees’ retirement funds.

A loon couldn’t run 401 millimeters.

Ask Kodak, Xerox, Lockheed Martin, and other companies’ retirees from a decade or two ago what they think of their 401k’s. A lot of those companies stopped matching contributions, froze retirement accounts, etc. Quite a few of the companies still in business got bailouts and government help (and Kodak leadership is being investigated after their most recent government deal). Retirees? Not so much and it’s gotten worse.

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