Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 27, 2020

When my brother was placed in a situation because our brother-in-law. Sunday w didn’t want present an award to his daughter on a Sunday. This was his was his day off and especially during football season. He was a big Cleveland Browns fan (they were good at the time). Well, he just bided his time for the right opportunity. When dear brother-in-law asked him if he could get him and a friend tickets to the Browns Steelers game (Steeler weren’t good back then) My brother said: “Sure no problem.” For those don’t know there is no love lost between the two teams. Well, s few weeks later brother-in-law said to me: “Did you know what your brother did? He put us in the middle of the Steelers fans and we had to stand up and applaud whenever (fortunately it was few) the Steelers did anything good. We were terrified we would be hit with a wine bottle.”

Don’t get mad. Don’t get even. Get ahead.

“Get mad, then get over it.” – Colin Powell

Mess with me. I double-dog dare you.

Aunty, that sums up quite nicely your “entertaining” place in the Great World of Comics. That, and that rude finger of yours.

Remember this: “He(she) who angers you, conquers you.”

That’s a pointed statement there, Aunty.

In the original Klingon: bortaS bIr jablu’DI’, reH QaQqu’ nay’

Watch where you point that thing.

Never annoy the woman who cooks your Oatmeal.