Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 06, 2020

couldn’t find another cardboard box, Lio, out of which to make the tank’s hatch?

I shudder to think what that thing shoots.

We all know what Dad’s thinking, Oh, c——

I hope Lio cleaned that thing before he started using it!

LOL! I hope it was sanitized.

Eew.

Lio has a septic tank

A totally practical use of the toilet seat in Lio’s world.

My son and a friend made one of these many years ago. We have a picture.

Reminds me of the time all the toilet seats were stolen from the police station. Cops had nothing to go on!

So, Liō is once again flush with success. And dad is left without a pot to (we know the rest…)

Shades of Michael Dukakis…

I hope Lio’s bowl was Tidy……

INCOMING!!!

I once broke the cover of a toilet tank (the usual kind). It got me wondering what the official terminology was. “Tank top” would be confusing….

WOAH BOY!! Here we go!!! Lio is tanked!

Sweet mother of toilet seat!

Pop is faced with a cold, hard choice.

Hmm. According to History Channel, today in 1915, the first tank was built.

Hope no one mistakes Lio’s tank for you know what.

Impressive construction on the tank, Lio. I especially like the wrapping paper tube as a cannon.