Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 14, 2020

Zonker, don’t be a prude.

It definitely says 1995.

Thank you, Zonker Harris.

Whatever floats her boat, eh? :D

Oh, this old outfit? Just something I found in the dumpster, on the street, on the river bank, on a trail, in an abandoned car, and in a roadside restroom.

Well, let’s see it.

…but will BD let her out of the house with it on?

I think it says disrespect for the court. Jurors have been disqualified during voir dire for less. Yes, I know it’s southern California.

2 tops and no bottom except lacy underwear and leggings? Try it on for Zonk and us for crying out loud!

Maybe she aims to wear the lacy underwear over the leggings. Makes a REAL statement, that does.

Zonked she is sexy so let her do her thing. I think you will like the result.

Now all she needs is a lamppost and a public defender.

I’m thinking her moment of fame might be when she is asked to leave the courtroom for inappropriate clothing. They can be ever so strict on things like that. I hear Southwest Airlines is a bit strict as well. Who’d a thunk it.

Who’d have thought Zonker would speak for traditional virtue?

Hunk-Ra says “I wouldn’t be caught DEAD in that outfit!”

Actually, it says: “Hi there Judge. New on the Bench?”

The Lacy Undies are why the Jury Box is a Box. Too many Witnesses used to lose track and forget what they were supposed to say when they testified.