One time, looking for a piece of land near a swampy area, we observed a deer running full-tilt, pretty much right toward us. I looked where she was coming from and saw a dark cloud. There was a high pitch hum. I yelled to run for it, and we almost made it back to the car before the mosquitoes got to us. Spent the next 15 minutes or so swatting the ones that got in with us. That was the trip that we had to stop and clean bodies off the headlights so we could see the road at night. In Wyoming… about mid July.
They say mosquitoes are intelligent. One wag said a bunch landed on him and he heard them discussing his blood type. He was on blood thinners and they rated him down for quality.
matjestaet almost 4 years ago
Uh oh, opposed as two characters can be…. and in a way, both are a pain in the …. neck….
mattro65 almost 4 years ago
If she’s so nice why does she use mosquitoes as guard dogs? As far as I’m concerned that makes her a nasty little girl.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
The mosquitoes only guard! You should see the stuff that actually attacks!!! (Grin!)
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
One time, looking for a piece of land near a swampy area, we observed a deer running full-tilt, pretty much right toward us. I looked where she was coming from and saw a dark cloud. There was a high pitch hum. I yelled to run for it, and we almost made it back to the car before the mosquitoes got to us. Spent the next 15 minutes or so swatting the ones that got in with us. That was the trip that we had to stop and clean bodies off the headlights so we could see the road at night. In Wyoming… about mid July.
gbars70 almost 4 years ago
I’ve had acquaintances like Jill, only they were generally under the influence.
lordhoff almost 4 years ago
Sounds delusional. Maybe she lives near Seattle?
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
This Jill chick scares me. Way more than Danae in her Punisher shirt.
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
Many years ago when I was still fit, we did a lot of hiking. I swear some of the mosquitoes we saw could take a whole unit of blood.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…Why does this seem like a rerun?…
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Because it is
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
They say mosquitoes are intelligent. One wag said a bunch landed on him and he heard them discussing his blood type. He was on blood thinners and they rated him down for quality.
Enter.Name.Here almost 4 years ago
“copyright 2016”
I hope Wiley is just on break and OK. The mosquito line sounded familiar.
RohanDemon almost 4 years ago
I wonder if she is any relation to princess Reagan
William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m thinking that this is Danae’s alter ego.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
I wouldn’t buy a used car from either of these two.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I would have used bees, but then again, I’m not a princess.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
This does not end well.
Lazarus Long almost 4 years ago
Is Jill one of Jack’s friends?
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I am Master of My Domain. Since Monday afternoon anyway.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is this Jill a granddaughter of the Jill who sang with the Four Jacks? (circa 1968)?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Polar opposites.
nancywilson51 almost 4 years ago
Haven’t we meet this little girl before??
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You have to just love this little girl. She definitely brings sunshine into my days.
phredturner almost 4 years ago
can this story arc please end soon.