One time, looking for a piece of land near a swampy area, we observed a deer running full-tilt, pretty much right toward us. I looked where she was coming from and saw a dark cloud. There was a high pitch hum. I yelled to run for it, and we almost made it back to the car before the mosquitoes got to us. Spent the next 15 minutes or so swatting the ones that got in with us. That was the trip that we had to stop and clean bodies off the headlights so we could see the road at night. In Wyoming… about mid July.
They say mosquitoes are intelligent. One wag said a bunch landed on him and he heard them discussing his blood type. He was on blood thinners and they rated him down for quality.
matjestaet over 4 years ago
Uh oh, opposed as two characters can be…. and in a way, both are a pain in the …. neck….
mattro65 over 4 years ago
If she’s so nice why does she use mosquitoes as guard dogs? As far as I’m concerned that makes her a nasty little girl.
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
The mosquitoes only guard! You should see the stuff that actually attacks!!! (Grin!)
Concretionist over 4 years ago
One time, looking for a piece of land near a swampy area, we observed a deer running full-tilt, pretty much right toward us. I looked where she was coming from and saw a dark cloud. There was a high pitch hum. I yelled to run for it, and we almost made it back to the car before the mosquitoes got to us. Spent the next 15 minutes or so swatting the ones that got in with us. That was the trip that we had to stop and clean bodies off the headlights so we could see the road at night. In Wyoming… about mid July.
gbars70 over 4 years ago
I’ve had acquaintances like Jill, only they were generally under the influence.
lordhoff over 4 years ago
Sounds delusional. Maybe she lives near Seattle?
dadoctah over 4 years ago
This Jill chick scares me. Way more than Danae in her Punisher shirt.
eastern.woods.metal over 4 years ago
Many years ago when I was still fit, we did a lot of hiking. I swear some of the mosquitoes we saw could take a whole unit of blood.
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
…Why does this seem like a rerun?…
Sanspareil over 4 years ago
Because it is
sandpiper over 4 years ago
They say mosquitoes are intelligent. One wag said a bunch landed on him and he heard them discussing his blood type. He was on blood thinners and they rated him down for quality.
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
“copyright 2016”
I hope Wiley is just on break and OK. The mosquito line sounded familiar.
RohanDemon over 4 years ago
I wonder if she is any relation to princess Reagan
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m thinking that this is Danae’s alter ego.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
I wouldn’t buy a used car from either of these two.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I would have used bees, but then again, I’m not a princess.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
This does not end well.
Lazarus Long over 4 years ago
Is Jill one of Jack’s friends?
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I am Master of My Domain. Since Monday afternoon anyway.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is this Jill a granddaughter of the Jill who sang with the Four Jacks? (circa 1968)?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago
Polar opposites.
nancywilson51 over 4 years ago
Haven’t we meet this little girl before??
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 4 years ago
You have to just love this little girl. She definitely brings sunshine into my days.
phredturner over 4 years ago
can this story arc please end soon.