Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 10, 2020

Aannnd cue the comments with Max’s name on them…

Ooooooo… nicorn

Ugh, now people will forget this comic is about a unicorn and obsess over the romantic subplot.

hmmmmm……. I wonder where Ringo is.

Aw, this is cute.

So unicorns can dish as well. Wait, is dishing still a thing? I’m so out of touch.

or stop sinking the ship. I have long had hope for Dakota or Max to work out.

But would Stevie be willing to be tossed in trash cans if it meant being/staying Phoebe’s friend?

Hehehe Mari, keep bugging her…that’s what friends are for!

Well, he’s nice, has good manners and is really skilled with music.

If the boat were any larger, I’d say to stop ruining the ship.

Marigold ships them!

Mari: “You didn’t answer my question.”

Maybe Ringo’s tipping the boat!

Strange, it doesn’t look like there’s more weight on that side.

Saw that comin’

Shippers are going to ship. Steady as she goes, Captain. What will we call it? SteBe? PhoeVie?

I keep hearing voices saying “Phoebe and Stevie sitting in a tree”…

Phoebe just upset the laws of physics by lifting much larger Marigold with her own human weight, even though her unicorn friend just turned around 180° and moved more of her uni-weight towards the bow.

Apparently, Marigold negates gravity & has made dainty Phoebe weigh less than a unicorn.

I knew it!

CALVIN AND HOBBES REFERENCE, PEOPLE!