Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 20, 2020

U B DOO B DOO

Dan is stretching so much for this that his name is now D-A-N!

This one so bad it makes me cry. I now have eye dew.

Eau my God! Two puns (count ’em) two puns in one!

He’s also trying to pull a fast one on that balsam over there. He’s trying to con a fir.

Today’s strip is straight doo-doo!

Female sheep droppings at that…ewe doo yew U.

U2U!

I pine fir the elder days, when we could doo puns without doo doo.

I even balsam at the memory.

 

Not trying to needle anyone… we all have different roots, so maybe some of us need all this dirt.

That may be why it’s poplar, but it kinda goes against my grain.

 

Yew alder do doo doo. if yew want to…

until yew get sycamore…

But willow excuse me please, if I leaf?

Where have yew been all my life? I had to look it up.

Eau, I get it :P

Wait til P comes along….

Pastis-esque

now, go do that doo doo that you do so well…

Considering what goes into perfume, I expect to see Eau d’oo any day now.