Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 21, 2020

That wasn’t very nice Gaylord. Scrambling her brain like that.

A buzzard who uses that kind of language. He must be a lawyer.

One of my friends back in high school pointed out how easy it is to say something in English that flies right over the heads of many people. I spent time studying so that I wouldn’t be one of those. My ability to understand exactly (or close) what politicians and management people were actually saying as opposed to what they weren’t never made me popular with that class.

At this rate she may have to zap him daily just on general principle.

Anybody else feel a lightning bolt coming on?

“As soon as I figure out what you said, I’m coming back here to zap you!”

He sounds like Harry Morton (the Larry Keating version) on Burns and Allen!

Did Broomie ever graduate from school? Does she own a dictionary?

Silly me, even asking!

I had a couple friends in college, they were roommates and didn’t really care for each other, in fact I’d say that while one had a live and let live attitude, the other one hated his guts. One night the first guy got back to his room after a few drinks with friends and as he and one of his friends entered the dorm room he told his roommate, “I just wanted to let you know that I’m heterosexual,” and his roommate replied, “I’m not anything you are.”

He give me a throw back memory to John Charles Daly ans What’s My line !!!!

ans-(and) not ans

Broomie is to old to handle this new fangled mumbo jumbo.

Now my head hurts.

When the ZAP! comes, Gaylord loses.

Mind blown!