Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 22, 2020

You’re the soon to be unemployed stormtrooper, if you’re lucky. If not, there’s a red shirt in your future.

The two sides are evenly matched.

I dunno, Brewster is using toys, Dirk is using office supplies.

The big question is, who’s infiltrating both sides and stealing their war materials?

“Victory is assured — just not ours.”

Never, ever, ever trust the paperweight.

They are not going to get anywhere, everything is stationary.

One thing’s for sure. They’re not playing Stratego.

From the movie “Con Air”:

Cyrus Grissom: Considering my audience, I’m going to make this very quick and very simple.

[points to objects in the sand]

Cyrus Grissom: This is the boneyard, this is the hanger, this is our plane.

Viking: [points] What’s that?

Cyrus Grissom: That’s a rock.

[knocks it out of the way]

Viking: Okay.

I have to admire Mr. Rickard. I think this arc is hysterical.

“You’re the unidentifiable piece of goop on the bottom of my boot.”

“Oh yeah, I remember now…”

sigh we’ve gone through this before. You use the eraser to cross over the hole punch. Then you load the stapler with the paper clips…..

Now I’m trying to imagine something like this on the bridge of the Galactica. “Battlestar Galactica” (the more recent series) was the first time I had seen a strategy board.

Hey, is that Clippy?

“Is this a business invasion, or home?”

Where is the pieces?

Let’s go with eraser, sounds cooler. Remember the movie.

Why not just use your 3-D printer to make more?

Will someone fix the holoprojecter?

And the Dragoncat Award for Best LMAO goes to … Say What Now‽! Good one!

You are definitely the eraser because your shots never leave a mark.