Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 17, 2020

I’m the evil type. I would be walking around in Black! Face Mask is somewhat required. But the big questionable is Ax… Sword… or how do you tote around a Guillotine??? (Smirk!)

Ooh, I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You’ll see it’s true

An ape…er, uh peon like me

Can learn to be

Human…er, uh,,,king too

(Ear yer hearts out songwriters Robert and Richard Sherman, singer Louis Prima, and King Louie, you big ape.)

LOL!

I call it ‘dress for stress’.

I followed that advice and went to my last job interview dressed like Darth Vader.

What about workers who wear uniforms?

I should put up a sign like that and see what the guys who work for me do.

But did you listen to yourself, Fink?

S-o-o-o, are there that many openings for Goths?

Maybe I’ll try dressing for success, regardless…..

Hey guys, you can’t fake your heights.

Most ppl would dress up with a white garb, beard and want to shoot lightning….

Not working. All the people keep staring at me when I walk into the coffee shop wearing my Batman costume…

I once dressed for the job I thought I wanted, but then I got it.

Who’s the guy on the left?

??, Rodney, Fink, Duke

I would, but I look silly in a Viking helmet.

The men who would be King!

Fiddle sticks. That’s just a bit of propaganda to try and fool people into wearing suits and ties. If you look closely, the real power players are in jeans and polos.

Actually a smart idea if you get word that someone took out a contract on you…

No way. Then I’d have to wear pants! These shorts are comfortable.

that’s one way to weed your enemies out!.