Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 13, 2020

POTUS now use the word “incredible” an average 27 times daily.

I know a word I use an average 27 times hourly.

I’m tired of thoughting and prayering.

I was going to leave a rather innocent nonpolitical comment about “Texting and Driving”.

A partial list of things Trump Disciples are required to believe:

Trump never referred to soldiers as suckers and dead soldiers as losers who got what they deserved.

Trump is 6’ 3" and definitely not obese.

Trump is not racist. And neither are His Disciples.

Trump never gave top secret information to the KGB in the oval office — yeah, I know when he did it, it was automatically declassified, even if it put lives at risk.

Trump’s tax returns are still being audited.

Trump hardly knows Flynn/Gates/Papadopoulos/Manafort/Stone/Epstein/Cohen/Lev&Igor/Bannon/any of the women he raped or assaulted.

Trump never had a stroke and Mike Pence cannot recall being put on standby.

The bone spurs were real.

Trump was never briefed about COVID-19 in February/he didn’t lie about it/He knew it was going to be a pandemic before anyone — because Stable Genius.

Trump is not racist and it is not documented.

He never ran a fake charity and it was never disbanded.

He has NO blood on his hands because of his failure to respond to the virus and his sabotage of those who tried to — and neither do His Disciples.

Trump is not a Traitor, not cruel, and not massively corrupt.

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#TraitorTrump

I would be mad if it just wasn’t so true. Tragic and true.

Trump troll alert!

Oh that Igor….he’s sooooo clever.

Our enemies are already working on “super-anti-duper missile missiles”; they are just smart enough not to talk about it.

Sure would be nice if this moron drove off the cliff. Hey, Mr. Trudeau can you accommodate that little request?

I am so glad people don’t vent their political frustrations in here.

I want red meat from Trudeau to test my anger management. Instead all I get are text messages I can’t read.

Don’t text while driving; – Someone send a CHiP to pull over Roland.

Don’t feed the trumpfluffing trolls.

POTUS uses the word Incredible like Chip Caray uses the word Unbelievable.

I don’t understand the posts in Russian

The comment about Li’l Donnie wearing a corset, heels (we’ve known for a long time that he wears lifts), hair and makeup, was the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Of course, I haven’t seen Trump try to drink with one hand yet today…….

Your sarcasm towards the president only shows the depth of your ignorance

Roland is a great one to follow on Twitter.

Roland’s gonna die or kill someone driving while twittering!

Trudeau must absolutely adore trump to devote so much effort and energy promoting him at every turn.

Why draw a bunch of tweets?