Reminds me of the playground incident decades ago when we as 8 year olds were playing King of the Hill on a mound of dirt on the school playground. Skinny Eddie never could get position until a struggle vacated the top for a few seconds and he got to the peak.
At the top he quickly unzipped and the stream flowed as he did a 360. He was unchallenged as King.
Fat Alice had waddled off yelling for the teacher. When she collared him (literally) and started to haul him away he expressed his belief that he was not in the wrong because there were no rules in King Of The Hill.
Kinda enjoyed school. Friends were there. Small school had excellent cooks. We could go off campus for lunch. In highschool there was football practice and many victorious Friday nights. I wasn’t a scholar but I was a nerd. I liked it there.
A kid in my fifth grade class put a full carton of milk into the a/c unit on the last day of school as a “parting gift” before going off to middle school.
The problem with putting sardines in ventilation systems is no matter the amount of water you put them in, it evaporates. A problem to work out while waiting in those single file lines.
Did not like school. The end of summer, I would declare, “No shirt! No indoor activities! No reading! No writing!” And we’d have record low temperatures. The first week of school, we’d have record high temperatures and you skin would stick to the varnish on the desk.
Reminds me of a prank we did back in college. Small college, so each year just had one classroom and the teachers rotated in. We hid cheese in the radiators in the room as well as in the desks. So, when the cheese began to smell, they found the ones in the desk, but not in the radiators. Luckily, the weather was decent and they could have classes outside for a while :)
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member about 4 years ago
School was never that much fun!
Ida No about 4 years ago
Kids that really know how to color outside the lines. And do.
AnthonyVelasco about 4 years ago
Hey guys, it’s my birthday
Laurie Sefton Premium Member about 4 years ago
You know, Wallace, a couple of markers in the right colors, and you could draw your shoes on. Best of both worlds!
pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago
Ventilation? They have ventilation? You kids don’t know how easy you have it! Why, back in my day . . . What was I saying?
admiree2 about 4 years ago
Reminds me of the playground incident decades ago when we as 8 year olds were playing King of the Hill on a mound of dirt on the school playground. Skinny Eddie never could get position until a struggle vacated the top for a few seconds and he got to the peak.
At the top he quickly unzipped and the stream flowed as he did a 360. He was unchallenged as King.
Fat Alice had waddled off yelling for the teacher. When she collared him (literally) and started to haul him away he expressed his belief that he was not in the wrong because there were no rules in King Of The Hill.
CharlesTarrant about 4 years ago
Kinda enjoyed school. Friends were there. Small school had excellent cooks. We could go off campus for lunch. In highschool there was football practice and many victorious Friday nights. I wasn’t a scholar but I was a nerd. I liked it there.
well-i-never about 4 years ago
Tater tots, Spud. They’re portable.
crookedwolf Premium Member about 4 years ago
School is a refuge when you have a harsh home life. Personal experience..
shamest Premium Member about 4 years ago
Liked the last on similiar to that was no pouring cheap perfume into the heater vent
Ravioli's Gale Premium Member about 4 years ago
A kid in my fifth grade class put a full carton of milk into the a/c unit on the last day of school as a “parting gift” before going off to middle school.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Wallace is a true poet. Amelia and Spud…. not exactly.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 4 years ago
Limburger works better.
scyphi26 about 4 years ago
How is Wallace being the one listing off all the normal rules? :P
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer about 4 years ago
I’m with Spud, One lunch per day is just unreasonable.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 4 years ago
“You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention.” —Seymour Skinner
heathcliff2 about 4 years ago
The problem with putting sardines in ventilation systems is no matter the amount of water you put them in, it evaporates. A problem to work out while waiting in those single file lines.
Tentoes about 4 years ago
Did not like school. The end of summer, I would declare, “No shirt! No indoor activities! No reading! No writing!” And we’d have record low temperatures. The first week of school, we’d have record high temperatures and you skin would stick to the varnish on the desk.
Renaythew about 4 years ago
No food fights…no sleeping in class…no triangle-football games during Math….Rules. rules….
dragonfury98 about 4 years ago
Reminds me of a prank we did back in college. Small college, so each year just had one classroom and the teachers rotated in. We hid cheese in the radiators in the room as well as in the desks. So, when the cheese began to smell, they found the ones in the desk, but not in the radiators. Luckily, the weather was decent and they could have classes outside for a while :)
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
There were rules in school? That explains so much …
jschumaker about 4 years ago
What about hiding sardines in Spud’s lunch? Or peeps in the microwave?
j.l.farmer about 4 years ago
a lot of kids are envying them for being able to go to school and be with their friends, rules or not.
Thinkingblade about 4 years ago
Are we sure Spud isn’t a Hobbit?
parkerinthehouse about 4 years ago
This cracks me up!!Brilliant!
o'k over 2 years ago
watch this ppl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ