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Aren’t Woodpeckers always at risk of getting a huge headache? They are pounding their beaks against trees (and other things like poles!) to make homes and find food.
So… who’s smarter? The one laying eggs for everyone… or the one with the concussion????
A woodpecker was talking to a chicken one day. The woodpecker said “Woodpeckers are very clever birds.”
“Nonsense!” said the chicken. “What’s clever about banging your head against a tree all day? Chickens are much more clever than woodpeckers!”
“Really?” replied the woodpecker. Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Woodpecker?
I have a woodpecker here taps on a metal pole all day. He’s not tapping this morning though. I think he was after the wrong bug and got hungry enough to move on. I thought he’d never stop tapping that dang pole. His beak gotta hurt. We’re down to so few drums these days. It’s not his fault. I’m just glad to see the Sacred little woodpeckers still exist and are surviving the heat. Poor little guy. His head is bright red and his feathers Perfectly balanced with black and white shades. It’s nice to see such sacred creatures thrive while MEN kill everything for SPORT.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 4 years ago
How do you do the musical laugh of Woody Woodpecker?…..
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
Aren’t Woodpeckers always at risk of getting a huge headache? They are pounding their beaks against trees (and other things like poles!) to make homes and find food.
So… who’s smarter? The one laying eggs for everyone… or the one with the concussion????
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ha. Have you ever been to Kentucky?
rshive over 4 years ago
Sort of wondering how chickens got into the discussion. Cosmo is a fish hawk, and Shoe is a martin.
jscarff57 Premium Member over 4 years ago
sounds delicious.
Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago
I always thought that a woodpecker was a male prothesis. John Bobbett probably had one.
carlzr over 4 years ago
Woody Woodpecker having a beer?
Milady Meg over 4 years ago
A woodpecker was talking to a chicken one day. The woodpecker said “Woodpeckers are very clever birds.”
“Nonsense!” said the chicken. “What’s clever about banging your head against a tree all day? Chickens are much more clever than woodpeckers!”
“Really?” replied the woodpecker. Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Woodpecker?
perryed over 4 years ago
Not smarter, just less meaty!
JPuzzleWhiz over 4 years ago
Are these reruns? I thought a new artist had taken over?
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
Maybe you just taste bad.
paranormal over 4 years ago
No meat on ’em!
Billy Yank over 4 years ago
Even the biggest woodpeckers are skinny compared to the average chicken. The woodpecker has to work for its food. The chicken gets handouts every day.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Those little head-bangers are too tough to eat.
krisannr.thompson over 4 years ago
I have a woodpecker here taps on a metal pole all day. He’s not tapping this morning though. I think he was after the wrong bug and got hungry enough to move on. I thought he’d never stop tapping that dang pole. His beak gotta hurt. We’re down to so few drums these days. It’s not his fault. I’m just glad to see the Sacred little woodpeckers still exist and are surviving the heat. Poor little guy. His head is bright red and his feathers Perfectly balanced with black and white shades. It’s nice to see such sacred creatures thrive while MEN kill everything for SPORT.
ekke over 4 years ago
I thought he was going to say “Because I know why I crossed the road!”
frequency270 over 4 years ago
That’s gotta have pretty dark implications in the world of Shoe.
GreggW Premium Member over 4 years ago
So some of the bird people are CANNIBALS!