JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 21, 2020

My older cousin has had that problem for years.

D-Vader: “Luke! Search your feelings. You know it is true. I am your……bathroom attendant.”Luke: “NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Ace Ventura: “Do NOT go in there.”

Unless you really have to go now Joe, I’d suggest holding it in and finding another bathroom…

I’m surprised there isn’t a contact-less payment system in place for the tips, somewhere there’s an app for that!

I don’t use public restrooms anymore.

The concept of tipping in the restroom seems… oh, I don’t know…. GROSS!

In Ukraine they have cleaning attendants and you pay roughly a kopec or two prior to entering. A kopec is about a penny and a half….or so.

Yep. That’s about right.

A few decades back, the Nairobi airport had attendants who you toilet paper, as there was none in the restrooms themselves. And only 2-3 squares at a time, insufficient for this fat American woman indeed, but it was a good way to spend some of my Kenya money before I came home.

BIOHAZARD?!? RADIOACTIVITY?!? Heck of a bathroom!

Sorry not the way and over exaggerate of restrooms.

Even in the pandemic I am amazed at how many men still do not wash their hands after using the bathroom (a lot). I always taught my kids to stay away from the cookies and mints at the register in the diner.

Wasn’t aware they sell mags and snax in restrooms.

Those look like regular public typical pre-covid stalls

Back in my day the high school boys’ stalls had no doors. What were they afraid of would happen?

In Mexico most public restrooms have a female attendant. Tips are appreciated but not mandatory.

So, I guess the staff canteen served beans again?

I think this is what women generally think the Men’s Room is like.