My wife creates obstacle courses with her excessive clutter everyday. More stubbed toes and banged knees than I can count. It will cause my death probably. That’s life…..
Do the manta ray shuffle, Larry! Barely lift your feet at all, just enough to move forward, with a sweeping motion. If it’s good enough to keep people in the ocean from stepping on rays (a real concern in some places, and dangerous), it should be good enough for avoiding legos and other small objects.
My wife went to every tag sale in the area and picked up all the Legos she could. We ended up with a 10 gallon bucket full of them. You haven’t experienced pain until you’ve walked across a floor that you can’t see because there’s two inches of Legos covering it!
pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago
Inspired by an old iPod ad or a Shel Silverstein cartoon?
whahoppened about 4 years ago
I was thinking of a sequence on 9 Chickweed Lane a few years ago.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago
Slippers, Larry. They are the difference between discomfort and dismay.
Doctor Toon about 4 years ago
We have 4 cats
Hairballs dont hurt, but they can be even harder to spot in the dark
Michael G. about 4 years ago
No dogs, no cats, no kids. Lonely, but secure in the dark.
Vet Premium Member about 4 years ago
Walk like an Egyptian…..xD
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 4 years ago
In our house it was puppy’s squeak toys.
Vintage life about 4 years ago
Or try making your kids pick up their stuff before bed I do
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
My wife creates obstacle courses with her excessive clutter everyday. More stubbed toes and banged knees than I can count. It will cause my death probably. That’s life…..
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Maybe keep a push broom near the bed to clear a path.
sew-so about 4 years ago
Do the manta ray shuffle, Larry! Barely lift your feet at all, just enough to move forward, with a sweeping motion. If it’s good enough to keep people in the ocean from stepping on rays (a real concern in some places, and dangerous), it should be good enough for avoiding legos and other small objects.
mi_sbs about 4 years ago
Like the Titanic going through those icebergs.
Ricky Bennett about 4 years ago
My wife went to every tag sale in the area and picked up all the Legos she could. We ended up with a 10 gallon bucket full of them. You haven’t experienced pain until you’ve walked across a floor that you can’t see because there’s two inches of Legos covering it!
rgcviper about 4 years ago
Cool visuals and a fun gag on this one. It inspires me to look twice for Legos, too.
Well done, Greg.