Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 31, 2020

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    wiatr  about 4 years ago

    It looks like artificial insemination.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Ewwwwwwww.

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    RobinHood  about 4 years ago

    Yow, I dont need to see that.

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    A Common 'tator  about 4 years ago

    Does the same apply to seedless grapes? Where do the seeds come from to grow seedless fruits?

    Serious questions…

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    I’ve heard that greedy farmers inject some artificial growth chemicals into fruits and vegetables.

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    whahoppened  about 4 years ago

    Wrong place. That’s why it doesn’t work. And where did he get the seeds?

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    I really need to stop reading these while eating breakfast.

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    khmo  about 4 years ago

    LMAO and spitting coffee ! Thanks Mark!

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    EmmettWayne  about 4 years ago

    That hypodermic needle must HUUUUUUUGE! HUUUUUUUUUUGE I say!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    LOL! I can’t even begin to fathom how you arrived at this joke! You have a very strange mind, Mark.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I usually inject vodka.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 4 years ago

    That can be expensive…about a melion bucks.

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    Eddy Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Looked it up, lots of diploid and triploid discussion. Still don’t know. Too slow this morning.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 4 years ago

    There’s IV and IM injections, this is IB, in the butt more common site when you came in with an STD

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Reminds me of when we used to use those needles to shoot vodka into oranges. It helped to have nurses as friends. Good times!

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Same ole rind….

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    kf6rro  about 4 years ago

    Does in-vitro fertilization normally go through the butt?

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    KEA  about 4 years ago

    gross

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    This is basically what they are doing to us today. No thanks, organic and natural is always better!

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