Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 04, 2020

Ouch. On so many levels.

And the winner of the distance tossing a plucked chicken contest will win a poulet soar prize.

Ain’t he a stinker.

Oh! That poor chair cushion!

I lost my cow right after he won the “No Bell” prize (for his work in alternate sources of natural gas).

Now self-respecting parent would do that to their kid anymore, would they?

A Dad joke in comic form

OK, I enjoyed this one!

A pun worthy of Stephan Pastis.

What I’d like to know is, has anyone ever … really … actually … had someone do this to them?

Don’t do it, kid!

Breathtaking.

And someday you’ll reflect on this as a “blast from the past”!

LOL. Do comic strip writers go through dictionaries to figure out plays on words. This one is really good. Bravo.

had to say it out loud… then I cracked up

Just as valuable.

Great pun!

just don’t light a match!!

Took me a while: Pulitzer Prize!