B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 02, 2020

…except there’s no going back.

There are two kinds of people in this world…

Morning People… and those who want to do mean things to Morning People!

“Like my new treehouse? I built the ENTIRE thing with my eyes closed!”

And sometimes I’m a lumberjack. And that’s okay. I skip and jump, and chop all day. To build a tree house that can talk.

After you destroy the planet, if there’s any life left, you and your conrad can look at each other while gasping your last breath in your gas masks on Mother Earth, the big cement golf ball. You win. Ya-hoo!

House that for irony?

My personal favorite: Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue!

And if you’re the house, you also have a better chance of not being the meal for the dino.

Termites & carpenter ants will make short work of that tree house …

Ah, so this is how the monkeys began living up in the trees in the prehistoric times.

What happened to the cave?

is going back to the trees like that , form the cave, a step up?

Awwww! A treehouse! Wood-nt it be fun!

Man, he’s got crazy skills to build a house with only an axe.

As the Tree said to the Lumberjack, I’m stumped!

Don’t knock it. Many of us can barely afford the luxury of stick homes. Remember “jingle mail”.

And sometimes you’re the treehouse.

Who gets to be the axe?

Where did he get an ax? This is the Stone Age. First the wheel, then domestication of animals, and now metal. This is an advanced group!

Wait, wait, can you spare a moment while I ax you a question?

People always manage to get Trump in even when it’s not called for.

The population “bomb” went off awhile ago…enjoy.

easy to grow more trees – if you just take the time to do it!

Sometimes you feel like a nut….sometimes you don’t….

“Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug” – Mary Chapin Carpenter