Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 05, 2020

If you don’t want a trip to the hospital so that brush can be removed from where it shouldn’t be. You better get down in the basement and clean the toilet.

Quick, help me pick up around here — the cleaning lady will be here any minute!

A dirty basement-toilet. That’s what I call a First World Problem.

Take the brush, go to the basement and finish your paper, then go back up stairs

Wise man say: Yes Dear.

He’ll need the plunger.

better clean it. I have a brother-in-law and when he visits, he seeks out the furthest bathroom and we are all the better for it.

I’m with the man.

She sure knows who have been using that toilet..

After weeks and weeks of shut down “gags”, suddenly they are socializing again. Which is it Gary.

I agree with the husband, but the wife is right.

In a properly run household, the rats and cockroaches would clean the basement toilet.

You never know! Once I had a guest use our upstairs bathroom because there was someone using our downstairs guest bathroom. I went upstairs to get something out of my bedroom, and I caught the friend lurking around our guest bedroom/home office. He knew where the bathroom was because he had been to our home several times before, so he wasn’t lost…he was just nosey. He seemed embarrassed and I was just relieved I had mustered the energy to clean that room earlier that day.