What if Nate has to read his book report out loud oral-report-style for the class to hear? That won’t go well for Nate. Then again, Ms. Clarke wouldn’t be that cruel…unlike “Mrs. Gojira”.
This is my impression of high school girls having a conversation: “Ooooooh! Look at Georgie!” Giggle, Giggle. “He’s SO hot! Right, girls?” “YES!!!!” Giggle, Giggle. “I want to KISS HIM!!!” “You? No way. He’s MINE.” Giggle, Giggle. “No, He’s MINE!” “HE’S MINE!!!!” “MINE!!!” MINE!!!!!!!!!I know this isn’t how they ACTUALLY act, but this is what first pops up into my mind when i hear “High School Girls”
That kind of books always seemed, to me, like they weren’t really an accurate representation of actual high school girls, but you were still supposed to regard them as one. A bit like how old ladies in cartoons usually have the same sort of voice, which doesn’t really sound like actual old ladies.
I have a big nate theory. It’s that Nate and everybody is in a constant time loop. But they still get older, but there is a certain date (unknown) where they all age back a year, so they’re stuck in repeat forever. But there might be a way to break it?
I’m going to guess what’s going to happen, we’re going to get maybe 1-2 more strips of him writing it he turns it in then the teacher is going to read his report because it was such a good report, embarrassing him in front of everyone
Good news for Big Nate a movie and show our coming out, the movie is coming out on May 7, 2020. And a show is coming to Nickelodeon! In a news release, Nickelodeon’s executive vice president of animation production and development, Ramsey Naito, stated that she wanted to adapt the Big Nate book series into an animated series for a long time.The series was announced by Nickelodeon on February 19, 2020.The series does not have a scheduled air date, although it will air in 2020–21. The series will be CG-animated.
Another improvement, though this one is a lot more realized than other nate-typing strips as the punchline is more focused on how inane the story really is with a bit of a sarcastic edge instead of just a challenge to see how many creative insults can be crammed into a strip. I just hope this idea doesn’t stretch over multiple days… B+.
SpitsyTheDoge about 4 years ago
I fear no man… but that thing…(actual text in a comic)…. it scares me
Luffy#7777 (my discord username) about 4 years ago
There is no other way to say it but thats a bruh moment
ND Cool Z about 4 years ago
What if Nate has to read his book report out loud oral-report-style for the class to hear? That won’t go well for Nate. Then again, Ms. Clarke wouldn’t be that cruel…unlike “Mrs. Gojira”.
Chad Applewhite The First about 4 years ago
Ooh! I think I read this before!
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Good morning
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 4 years ago
Awww, Nate. There’s no dignity left.
byamrcn about 4 years ago
Have to say, for punching this out on the fly like he’s doing, he is a very good writer.
Roblox Lover! :P about 4 years ago
This is my impression of high school girls having a conversation: “Ooooooh! Look at Georgie!” Giggle, Giggle. “He’s SO hot! Right, girls?” “YES!!!!” Giggle, Giggle. “I want to KISS HIM!!!” “You? No way. He’s MINE.” Giggle, Giggle. “No, He’s MINE!” “HE’S MINE!!!!” “MINE!!!” MINE!!!!!!!!! I know this isn’t how they ACTUALLY act, but this is what first pops up into my mind when i hear “High School Girls”
Roblox Lover! :P about 4 years ago
Me neither, Nate
twizzlyblue about 4 years ago
Yoo I’m excited I just revived my 3 year old gocomics account!!
aflhc1984 about 4 years ago
I’ll wager that Nate gets an A+ for his book review!
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
Actually, this looks like a very good report!
Katsuro Premium Member about 4 years ago
That kind of books always seemed, to me, like they weren’t really an accurate representation of actual high school girls, but you were still supposed to regard them as one. A bit like how old ladies in cartoons usually have the same sort of voice, which doesn’t really sound like actual old ladies.
Natetheamazing about 4 years ago
Poor, poor, Nate.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 4 years ago
I remember Classics Illustrated comic books. Best way to read and write a book report.
ThatManBatman about 4 years ago
Guys do you think that spammer guy from the last few days that kept spamming periods got banned?
M4kh41 about 4 years ago
Um, so, my previous account was banned. The other M4kh41. Im back now, though
Nicolecat77106 about 4 years ago
Imagine having to write this.
Nate with a Hose about 4 years ago
I have a big nate theory. It’s that Nate and everybody is in a constant time loop. But they still get older, but there is a certain date (unknown) where they all age back a year, so they’re stuck in repeat forever. But there might be a way to break it?
rey mondia about 4 years ago
Should this be the book report?
Dutch Van Der Linde about 4 years ago
I’m going to guess what’s going to happen, we’re going to get maybe 1-2 more strips of him writing it he turns it in then the teacher is going to read his report because it was such a good report, embarrassing him in front of everyone
LordVoldemort about 4 years ago
Nate, it would be easier on everyone if you just didn’t turn anything in. I mean, it’s not like it would make a difference with your grade.
Francis pope . about 4 years ago
The comment section has mostly heal back to when there no mean people like in the old comics.
8Ɛ ʎnפ ɯopuɐɹ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) about 4 years ago
lol
Comment reviewer about 4 years ago
Man Nate was that desperate he deserved it
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ about 4 years ago
I’m gonna predict how Nate’s book report will go in
BIG NATE AND THE BOOK REPORT
Ms. Clarke: All right class! Before we turn in our book reports, we will all share them with everyone! Nate, can you come up and read yours to us?
Nate: groans fine…
*Nate slouches over to the front of the class holding his book report. He stands in front of the class and looks at his book report for a second
Nate: For my book report, I have wrote about “The Cheerleader Chronicles: Pom Pom Problems”…
After class, some kids come up to Nate who watched him read his book report
Kid 1: Hey dude, nice book report. snickers
Kid 2: Yeah! I never knew you were into girls’ books!
The kids walk away from Nate, laughing at him. Some girls come up to Nate, who also watched him read his book report
Girl 1: Hiiiii Nate! We never knew you were into girls’ books!
Girl 2: Want to hang out with us after school?
Nate: yay
PinkYoshiFan about 4 years ago
Shouldn’t it be “I can’t believe…”?
YouGotTrolled37 about 4 years ago
Rule #1 for writing a girls book: it should always start with a lip-gloss slumber party.
Arcery about 4 years ago
Nate is officially grossing me out, or should I say the book is?
brick10 about 4 years ago
Make better choices, then.
GarfieldMN about 4 years ago
Lol he actually read that? Just go to the library and get a Magic Treehouse book.
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
This WILL challenge his writing skills…..
Ironically about 4 years ago
biggest oof
Nothing much about 4 years ago
Poor nate
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
You had better keep it a secret – the bullies are searching for a new punching bag!
JustADude about 4 years ago
goo
Madi about 4 years ago
GO CHIEFS!!
leapin' lupin about 4 years ago
can anyone see my comment?
TimeFlies about 4 years ago
whom
bignatenfan10 about 4 years ago
why i nate doing this?
NFT Lawn Care about 4 years ago
What if Nate used his own comic.
Mr. Reader about 4 years ago
Yup, most certainly doesn’t bode well.
amonguskaban about 4 years ago
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA LOL IMFAOOOOOOOOOO
MatthewMukkala about 4 years ago
I don’t believe that there is a big Nate show coming to Nickelodeon
Lil_Beast about 4 years ago
Good news for Big Nate a movie and show our coming out, the movie is coming out on May 7, 2020. And a show is coming to Nickelodeon! In a news release, Nickelodeon’s executive vice president of animation production and development, Ramsey Naito, stated that she wanted to adapt the Big Nate book series into an animated series for a long time.The series was announced by Nickelodeon on February 19, 2020.The series does not have a scheduled air date, although it will air in 2020–21. The series will be CG-animated.
E-mouse about 4 years ago
becomes Nate’s favorite book
BWR about 4 years ago
Well Nate, it’s your own dang fault for not getting started earlier.
Divatil about 4 years ago
Another improvement, though this one is a lot more realized than other nate-typing strips as the punchline is more focused on how inane the story really is with a bit of a sarcastic edge instead of just a challenge to see how many creative insults can be crammed into a strip. I just hope this idea doesn’t stretch over multiple days… B+.
JackGillespie about 4 years ago
the “i cant believe im doing this” at the end cracked me up!
orbenjawell Premium Member about 4 years ago
Wonder if they did Cliff’s Notes on that one?………
TheJustinator about 4 years ago
Nice filler. You put EVERY STATISTIC of them.
Doglover26 over 3 years ago
pov: you dont bother reading all of this