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I bought boneless skinless chicken breast at a Kroger store earlier this week and it was only $1.99 a pound for a pack of six (total cost was just under $10 for an “economy pack” of about 5 pounds).
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Chicken, does anyone else know you’re here? (Just in case you don’t show up back at the henhouse?)
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
that kind of offer is rare as hen’s teeth…
Flynn White Premium Member over 4 years ago
$3.99 a pound – that’s chicken feed
jreckard over 4 years ago
The opposite procedure isn’t available because, as we all know, chickens don’t have liposuction.
iggyman over 4 years ago
Doctor Sanders the colonel’s distant nephew!
iggyman over 4 years ago
This chicken better cross the road quickly!
Nate England over 4 years ago
“We got a whole bucket full of options…”
uniquename over 4 years ago
Breast reduction surgery. That chicken’s going to give a pound of flesh.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hormones have been successful for this type of enhancing
backyardcowboy over 4 years ago
But if it’s a Rooster, then we know what’s getting enhanced.
ccomebacktour over 4 years ago
She’s PENNY-less. Hoping it would be in the FREE-RANGE !
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Run! He’s going to slice, dice, and filet you!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
This doctor is a hack!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
And now you know where the plastic chicken served at banquets comes from!
kelese over 4 years ago
So that’s why the chicken crossed the road. It wasn’t the sky that was falling.
Debra.night over 4 years ago
Chicken, get outta there! Quick, cross the road! And you don’t have to tell anybody why!
mi_sbs over 4 years ago
I wonder if they’ll chicken out at the last minute
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
That’s nothing to squawk at.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Run Chicken Little, run!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Now Doc, don’t forget your hypocritical oath.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Why did the implants cross the road?
listmom over 4 years ago
Now then, it appears the Doc is going to get the implants from the local grocery store. Chicken will then be double breasted.
WF11 over 4 years ago
I bought boneless skinless chicken breast at a Kroger store earlier this week and it was only $1.99 a pound for a pack of six (total cost was just under $10 for an “economy pack” of about 5 pounds).
stamps over 4 years ago
What’ll a wattle cost me?
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
Would chicken breasts sell better if they were called “ chicken boobs”?
tinstar over 4 years ago
" Just a trim on top, and feather the sides."