Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 30, 2020

Is it #9 that Wiz working on?

If it is an Old Flame… you are better off doing a little Fanning to encourage the Heat. Tossing Gasoline Potion on the mess will only make it go away all that much faster!

Excellent joke!

But wouldn’t he want the new stuff then?

Got no whiskey?

Next panel: Wizard turns slowly to the camera, like Jim from The Office

Wait, why is the door square in one panel, and rounded in the next?

Possibly different doors

(groan)

Actually, that was pretty good!

Ba dum, tish… chortle

This batch is 9.46.0…. you just have to download the update.

“No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment You’d be surprised how many people call just to ask me if I’m serious.”-Harry Dresden, the wizard of Chicago.

If he gets that potion and hangs out with the old flame, he’s going to be reminded of why they are an ex in the first place.

Hopefully the potion works better than the Wizard’s wand did yesterday. This guy wouldn’t look good in a speedo.

They’re not wearing masks, so it might be the cure for COV-19.

It’s for an old phlegm (don’t choke on that gag)!

True love cannot be manufactured by a potion.