Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 24, 2020

“Good luck… they’re even more expensive…”

Whaddya expect when yer drivin’ a 63-year old DeSoto?

I feel so depressed! The radio has been advertising a brand-new Mercedes-Benz for lease a month LESS then I am paying for a month in the Slum-lord Supreme!

That’s kind of what your last date said, “No offense Cosmo…..but it’s time you started seeing other girls”.

Stay there Cosmo, you never know if the other mechanics will have any idea what that is you’re driving.

OR trade up to a ’72 Chevy Vega!

A mechanic, or an antique dealer; or both.

What do you expect Cosmo when they have to have replacement parts custom made in a tool and die shop.

When you really don’t want to do the work, charge them double. Either they won’t have you do it, or at least you will make a profit.

They charge more……

Irv is not what you’d call a cheap date.

“Here’s the estimate.” “I estimate that you’ll need a second mortgage.”

…. It’s not you, it’s me….

I remember while in High School in the ’60’s, a guy that was a couple years older and had graduated, had a ‘53 or ’54 Studebaker with a small block Chevy in it. I just don’t remember the model of that year, but it sure wasn’t the “old bullet nosed” design !