Pickles by Brian Crane for September 18, 2020

I’m right with you on this one Earl. I’m not totally bald on top, but there ain’t a whole lot left.

I didn’t realize I’d just rubbed Tartar Control Crest into my sca;p until after the toothbrush full of Brylcreme hit my gums…

And she doesn’t have much empathy for folks with mustaches. So it goes.

I dreamt I was awake, but when I woke up, I found I was asleep..

Huh ?

With Earl on this one ….

Are we going to have to start labeling stuff, Opal?

Amen, Earl, amen!

That’s EXACTLY how Earl lost his hair!

Earl, how much to you pay for a haircut with a hole in the middle?

My grandmother picked up a can of “Raid” assuming it was hair spray. Boy was she upset…I still chuckle to this day.

Well, at least she didn’t mistake the Preparation H for toothpaste…

My wife brushed her teeth with Preparation H once. It was my fault for having the tubes so close together.

No Roscoe , no fun , sorry .

It’s a good thing the curling iron wasn’t plugged in….

Having a bald pate, I agree with Earl.

So…. why is that Pete’s fault?

Exactly !

’Well, just a retired engineer, but the cord is a clue.

I’m right there with you .

I resemble that remark!

put it away when your done with it, Opal!

I agree with him. I’ve been bald since the 80s and the only thing is, I wish the rest would fall out, like the top did.