Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 31, 2020

I wonder what they would do if they knew that just outside the strip frame, where we can’t see it, there was a large wolf spider crawling across the floor?

The Guy bring the drinks is thinking " How do I transfer out of this Chicken S@#t outfit !

First I thought they were the Republican senate, then I saw the women. Repubs don’t share power with women.

At least they wont have any of those horror style movie monster flying spiders flying at them. Spiders make terrible flyers. For they are always in a tail-spin when they are in the air.

Stale potato chips?? Noooooooo!!

Someof the best super hero stuff on tv the last several years has been based on a lot of characters I would have considered lame when I was collecting in the 70s and 80s

Movies too, my wife even thinks Aquaman is hot, I never thought I would see that

But where is Quivering Quency?

I’ve met Princess PMS. NO WAY do I want to tangle with her.

To paraphrase Eddie Lawrence: ‘Ya say life has got you down? Is that what’s bothering you, bunky? Well……

Shouldn’t we wait for Captain Cannon Fodder before we start the meeting?

They need to make an alliance with the League of Super Redundant Heroes.

A new person enters the room. “Okay . . . which one of you is Professor Plum, and who has the lead pipe?”

Bowel Boy? I don’t even want to know.

Highway 9 goes through Briarcliff Claymont, an exclusive development so new you have to pay extra for patina. It goes through the Riverside adult indulgment area with commercial liquor warehouses, industrial licensed fireworks, and casinoes.

Too bad the Yellow Streak couldn’t make it!

Bowel Boy should start a movement:

Slightly Useful Heroes aren’t afraid of what’s under your bed. But they’ll “Leave the Light on for You” just in case.

Just super.

Their confidences were fast dwindling, When a sudden ray of hope! Bowel boy was quickly shuffling closer with a tray of…what’s that? – Oh Joy! Glasses of Atomic Geritol!…

“How crass! We aren’t commoners!”