the leaf is green, that didn’t fall, she plucked it from a tree that was still dependent on it for life! She has stripped away the tree’s ability to make ALL the food it can for the winter. With out that leaf the tree MIGHT starve. She MIGHT have killed it. SHE’S A TREE MURDERER!
su43dipta about 4 years ago
Today for show and tell, I’m showing my stand-up skills and telling awful jokes…
oddhumor about 4 years ago
“I find her laugh to be like a dog barking.”
“You could say she was barking up the wrong tree.”
“DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!”
Wilde Bill about 4 years ago
“I do wish the teacher wouldn’t play the trombone while I’m doing my show n tell thing.”
knutdl about 4 years ago
“When autumn leaves start to fall”
jagedlo about 4 years ago
You should leaf the comedy to the professionals, Sally!
Darryl Heine about 4 years ago
The leaf is green, not fall color brown!
PaulAbbott2 about 4 years ago
I thought it was pretty good, Sal.
Ellis97 about 4 years ago
No more puns!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
Miss Othmar don’t dig standup.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 4 years ago
the leaf is green, that didn’t fall, she plucked it from a tree that was still dependent on it for life! She has stripped away the tree’s ability to make ALL the food it can for the winter. With out that leaf the tree MIGHT starve. She MIGHT have killed it. SHE’S A TREE MURDERER!
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Always open with a joke. And close with a standing ovation.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Suddenly occurred to her on the way to school that it was show and tell day?
Spence12 Premium Member about 4 years ago
“I decided to leave the leaves alone, back where I left the leaf.”
knight1192a about 4 years ago
The joke doesn’t work, Sally, the pun’s just not there.
summerdog about 4 years ago
Another of Sally’s “Show and Tell” that will win her a failing grade.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
Show and Tell is not a good place to break the ice with jokes.