Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 27, 2020

Health hut?

Good morning, afternoon, evening, and night early readers. No, I’m not dead, and no, I wasn’t banned. I just took a break from commenting for a couple days because I was starting to get stressed out from everything. I didn’t announce it because there was no point in it.

Also, Marty, does getting your house destroyed mean nothing to you? Come on, man.

Have a fantastic day.

his dad’s worse than that vegan chick a year, or more, ago

Trash candy: exists

Marty: “I can milk you.”

I read it ’Hilda’s Health nut’ at first

mumble mumble mumble mumble murmer murmer murmer (Words cant describe this Komic, but numbers can. 2/10. unoriginal, predictable, and a scary word i had to look up). This message is approved by Klassic Komix.

This is more interesting than the average halloween candy arc.

Please be sugar-free editions of the average Halloween candy and not just healthier snacks..

If Nate’s friends don’t know to avoid his house by now, maybe this is the year that they finally get it.

Ouch.

Uh oh. That sounds bad. Don’t tell me it’s sushi & strawberry diet pizza bites, or egg salad broccoli sticks.

LOL! Marty says somebody has to offer healthy options for trick-or-treat!

raisins are nature’s candy

whatever he got already sounds NASTY!!!!!!!

Time to prepare for getting egged.

Anyone remember when Nate and co. were going out egging, and the first house Nate suggests to hit is his own.

Hilda’s Health Nuts? : (

BTW, he finally had me at “kiosk”…..Uh and Oh……..

Of course.

Wow Marty wow

Uh oh, what did Marty get from Hilda’s Health N̶u̶t Hut?

Nate should live with his grandparents.

Let’s add Hilda’s Health Hut to the list

Marty: hey where’d all the eggs goNate: hehehehehehhehehehehehe

Im quoting “delicious” because I know whats going happen. Same as almost every other year

just realized, does anyone know what dad’s job is ? doesn’t look old enough to retire.

Health Candy: existsMarty: Hello There

Hello people i don’t know reading this strip.I really don’t know how Nate didn’t see this coming, it happens every halloween.

everybody slaps forhead

uh oh looks like this year will be same as any other year near halloween … eggy.

lyea

Welcome to the egg zone where you clean up your house to stay alive

Lucky he didn’t go to a keto shop.

How has Marty not learned from before!? He’s putting Nate’s popularity at risk (not that Nate even is popular) but Marty Should know Halloween is all about candy and junk food. The other kids hate it when they get this kind of garbage! I think Nate should do the shopping now

In Hindsight, Peirce finna keep this going

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Indeed.

i am glad that my mom does not hand out any halloween treats

my house is gonna get egged again :(

There is actually a place called Hilda’s HAIR hut. Maybe Marty got hairballs as halloween candy. XD

Why is that even a place to get candy anyways.

If it’s so delicious, you should try it, Marty! Remember when he handed out those sugarless fruit roll ups and he claimed those tasted great? Then he tried one of those, and he started gagging.

That sounds like a place that needs to be closed down immediately.

Or if it’s a kiosk, removed from its location.

Baby carrots, apple sauce cups, are raisins?

It’s either gonna be granola bars or sugarless gum

…if he bought nuts….

….just say you are allergic to them and egg it.

Again.

Anything H.H.H. is bad juju..

Oh, boy.

Stupid, stupid Marty

Please dont tell me that Marty bought healthy candy again.

Its my sisters birthday today

This is just depressing.

*Your dad is handing out stuff for halloween. Do you think he will choose1. Cheese 2. Moldy Bread3. Peaches or4. Spinach

What’s wrong with you Hilda? Why do you have to ruin the lives of innocent children? Why can’t you just close up shop and open a candy store?

Seriously, it sounds good.

cant wait for new news on the show! :)

ditto for my last comment. B-

Lol

What a stupid dad…

where is moon man

GUYS I WAS BANNED FOR NO APPARENT REASON THIS IS MY NEW ACCOUNT YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i missed yall and i hope to continue to have fun in this comment section! :)

Oh no. Looks like another year of egged house.

Hey Nate, At least it’s not a heath bar or mounds. Mounds are basically dark chocolate almond joy. BLEGH.

Nate your dad does that every time

I bet it’s gonna be like nuts

Reply your username in this comment for baby crewmates to have hats.

Marty:hey kids how bout some almonds? Kids: carl get the eggs.